This is ridiculous!

How is this even possible? HOW???? In the history of my entire academic carreer, I have NEVER been accused of academic misconduct, until now. Just, HOW?????
How in the world would my lab partner's report be so similar in wording compared to mine, when I haven't even caught a GLIMPS of his report? How is this even possible when he hasn't even seen mine??
This is really stupid. Even more so, is the fact that there are enough groups that are accused to piss off the lab instructor. I can't speak on other people's behalf, but how in the world did I get accused of plagerism when I worked really hard and spent nights deprived of slumber over this stupid lab. I'm not about to settle for anything less than NOT GUILTY!
I guess I just have to be the king of unusual circumstances... I think I ought to raise hell for the next several days.