I hate applications

Well, I figure it's time for an update, since I haven't done that for a while. I don't exactly have a lot of time, so this will have to be somewhat brief.
So what's new in my life? Well, first off, I got somewhat of a nasty bug last Thursday (it got very bad very quickly), and I'm still recovering. Currently I'm going through summer lab job opportunities with profs, and in need of filling loads of applications. It's coming a lot slower than I'd like. Hopefully I'll get something this year, 'cause I really don't want to go back to Tim's again for the summer. Natalie edited my resume and it is currently no longer butt ugly.
I need several things. 1) better time management skills. 2) able to function without sleep. 3) weekends to be a couple of days longer. 4) good old time machine. Anyone have those for sale?